Friday Flip-Offs
This is my first Friday Flip-Offs post, but I’m sure it won’t be my last. Get rid of all the crap pent-up during the week so you can actually enjoy your weekend! I apologize as I can’t attach the blog hop links at the bottom, WordPress.com can be limiting not allowing most HTML coding. Please click the above pic to be taken to Kludgy Mom’s blog where you can add your link!
And now, my Flip-Offs for this week:
To my new chain smoker neighbours. FLIP OFF! I think its great you aren’t smoking inside your new house. Wouldn’t want it to get all stinky and nicotine stains on the furniture of course. Oh, see that window? Yeah, look up, now to your left. Yeah, see that? Thats MY open window. To the new craft room I spent 3 weeks fixing and painting for me. Guess where all that smoke you’re blowing is going. That slam you hear? Thats me shutting the window in 30C+ weather, with no central A/C so I don’t end up in the hospital because of my asthma flaring because of all YOU. Your smoke filling my house could land me in the ER. So I say again, FLIP OFF, seriously.
To the solicitors knocking on our door, pushing us to go with their hydro company. FLIP OFF. See that no solicitor sign? THERE FOR A REASON. Getting pushy, in my face, lying etc are NOT going to get you anywhere with me. You are not looking at any bill of mine, I don’t know you from jack. If I want something, I don’t need someone with a clip board coming to my door before I get it.
To the weather. FLIP OFF. Swinging between so hot that eating is too much effort and then sharply dropping so that I’m hiding under a blanket is pissing me off, and is probably a factor in my the Hubs and I having colds. Make up your damn mind. Oh and thank you for waiting until I was out in full jeans before jacking up the heat yesterday, making my jeans stick to my legs like gum.
To the internet psycho pseudo-Christian who decided it fit to get nasty with me for my different belief, FLIP OFF. Me not believing what you do is NOT offensive. It affects you in NO way. Attacking me and saying, “So that’s cool you just believe when all your family dies they’re just laying in the ground rotting” doesn’t make you a better person than me, God or no God, I’m sorry to tell you.
Ahhhhh, that’s better, Now bring on the weekend!
O my gosh… Some dude actually told you that?!?!?!?
Hope the chain smokers disappear mysteriously soon
Unfortunately yes! Then actually said I shouldn’t be bothered by it either!
I’m not really sure who lives there, everyday there are new people. I am thinking of taking up a hobby that requires gross smelling something in the backyard. Garbage sculpture maybe?
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OMG I would go OFF on that neighbor. No consideration or cognizance that what they’re doing affects others.
And religious zealots? Don’t get me started.
Glad you could join up with us this week…make sure you visit some of the other fab ladies o on the hop!!!
Thats the problem, I have no idea who lives there! I know I’m screwed, its a free country and they can smoke in their yard. I totally get it. But if that window is open, the entire upper floor fills with it, since they all go outside at the same time. Just another reason why I hope our next house is not a town house again!
So glad I found your blog, this is an absolutely fabulous idea!
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What a feminine hygien product to say something like that to you. So I will flip him off too. I’m sure his remarks really made you want to be a Christian. Plus I’d like to flip off the drunk upstairs who accidently poured beer on my mom’s head and one time nearly got me too without so much as a “My bad.” And a flip off to the little jerk who stole my goggles.
This is such a cool idea!!
LOL, I had to re-read that a couple times to get it, then I burst out laughing.
Ugh, I’ve had an intoxicated person or two in my day spill beer on me, and its disgusting. Who would steal goggles?! You gotta wonder whats wrong with some people sometimes!
You should join in, feels good to get it off your chest!
Religious zealots loose on the interwebs? What a sad little situation… glad you aren’t bothered by how stupid they are. Found you via Friday Flip Offs:)
This was on another site, the person was saying that driving high doesn’t do anything, and that God created weed so its okay. This was after calling all cops filthy, because he was arrested for holding his cousin’s bong. When he found out I didn’t believe, he had a meltdown. Who knew he was so devoted? You get to meet all kinds of people on the interwebs, lol.
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I like the idea of Friday Flip Offs! Unfortunately, I think if I did this on my blog, I’d end up offending a family member or something.
I’ll join you here in inviting the psycho pseudo-Christian to flip off, though. You’re entitled to your own beliefs. Whoever disagrees with you can suck it!